If you’ve ever seen the American version of the movie Fever Pitch, you’ll understand the point of this article. In Fever Pitch, Jimmy Fallon owns virtually every single piece of Boston Red Sox fan paraphernalia. His towel, shower curtain, mug, bed sheets, telephone, lamp...EVERYTHING is decked out in Boston Red Sox. If I wanted to, I could end this now by simply saying: “Don’t do that.” But, for the purposes of elaborating, I'll elaborate.